The Unprepared Magic Show That Had Me Imploring For Clemency
May 3rd, 2010 Posted in entertainment | no comment »Last week I was sitting in the lawn chair in my backyard, when something altogether amazing happened. This guy came by, floating in his hot air balloon, and asked me if I wanted to go and see a magic show. I didn’t have any plans, and there wasn’t anything particularly good on TV, so I figured, what the heck. He picked me up, and dropped me off in front of a bakery. Yes, a bakery.
This guy was doing some of the most incredible magic I’ve ever seen. When I walked in he was doing these wicked card tricks. He’d ask somebody to pick a card, and then have them show their friends, like normal. Only he’d have them put the card back in the deck, but then the card would show up in their sock or their wallet or something.
Then he switched into the psychic part of his routine, and this is where I could hear my brain sizzling. He would stare at somebody, read their mind, and then stare at somebody else, and download the first person’s information into the second person. Then the second person, who didn’t know the first person, would start telling everybody secrets about the first person that even their best friends didn’t know.
After that, he settled back down into doing regular illusion type magic. Sleight of hand tricks, making stuff vanish, and they reappear in other places. One trick he did that I’m still trying to figure out is that he made everybody’s drink vanish. He would tell somebody to pick up their drink, and as soon as they put the glass other their mouths, the contents would be gone. He did this at least three different times with three different people.
I could only take so much of this before I had to go back outside. It was by far the strangest magical experience I’ve ever come across in my short life. But just as I was about to walk down the street, I heard a voice behind me.
You must learn magic tricks! You must study the ways of the dark arts in order to perform the reality bending entertainment that is your destiny! I was too scared to turn around, because I was afraid of what would happen if I did.
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